Funny Confucius Quotes [Satirical]

Funny Confucius Quotes [Satirical]
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Funny Confucius Quotes That Are Made up But Also Very Popular. He Is One Of The Most Recognized Philosophers In History. He Lived In China In 5 Century A.D. As I Said, These Quotes Are Made Up, But I Think That You Will Find Them Very Funny. Also, Above The Quotes There Are Beautiful Images For Social Sharing. Find more ancient sayings and proverbs on quotes from Alexander The Great.

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Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy

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He who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end

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Man who keep both feet firmly planted on ground have trouble putting on pants

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If you want a pretty nurse, you got to be a patient

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A butler with no teeth is called an indentured servant

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Man who was a dude before marriage is now subdued

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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ

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He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons

Confucius Says Funny Quotes

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Man who put head on Railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache

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Banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets

Confucius war quote

War not determine who is right, war determine who is left

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When called an idiot, better to be quiet than open mouth and remove all doubt

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Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner

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Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house

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Man who lay girl on hillside is not on the level

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Confucius Made Up Quotes

Woman who sink in man’s arms, soon have arms in man’s sink

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Waitress who sit on leper’s lap, keep tip

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Man who lay woman on hillside is not on the level

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Man who leap off cliff, jump to conclusion

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Man who sneeze without tissue takes matter in own hand

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Man with hole in both pockets does not feel too cocky

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Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly

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Girl who sit on lap of judge, get honorable discharge

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Drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts

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Baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless

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Women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down

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Mother Nature’s best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman

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Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs

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Man with hard problem usually give it to woman

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Optimist is a man who hasn’t had many experiences yet

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