30+ Funny DEADPOOL Quotes

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These Funny Deadpool Quotes With Pictures Are For Smiling, But Also For Motivation And Inspiration. This Beloved Character Owns Some Of the Funniest And Smartest Quotes From Movies.

The film is based on a Marvel comic about the unconventional anti-hero Deadpool. The focus of the story is a former member of special units – mercenary Wade Wilson, who after rigorous experiments acquires the supernatural power of healing and turns into his alter ego, Deadpool. Check Fight Club Quotes if you need more awesome movie quotes.

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Best deadpool quotes

Bad Deadpool… Good Deadpool!

Say the magic words, Fat Gandalf

Guy came in here looking for you. Real Grim Reaper-type. I don’t know. Might further the plot

McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are confusing

I want to die a natural death at the age of 102 – like the city of Detroit

Well, that’s just lazy writing

I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn’t having it

Negasonic Teenage – what the sh*t!? That’s the coolest name ever

Deadpool movie quotes

All of these elderly white men on the walls, I should have brought my rape whistle

It’s a big house. It’s weird I only ever see two of you. Almost like the studio couldn’t afford another X-Man

Daddy Needs To Express Some Rage

All the dinosaurs feared the mighty T-Rex

It’s So confusing! Is it sexist to hit you? Is it more sexist to not hit you.. I am so confused

I’m touching myself tonight

You even look in her direction, and I’ll show you that I’ve got some hard spots… that came out wrong… or did it?

Deadpool 2 Quotes

You know what they call cancer in Spanish? El cancer

I didn’t just get the cure to el cancer, I got the cure to el everything

You big chrome cock goblin—you’re really gonna fuck this up for me

Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo

I have every episode of Star Trek. The classic. Not the one with the bald guy that looks like Professor X

Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible… and completely unfuckable

Superhero Quotes And Sayings

You don’t need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you

Now, I’m about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late ’90s

Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness

I didn’t ask to be super, and I’m no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a fucking superhero